and so it begins....

[Igk]

[glow=red,2,300]In the beginning...
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THERE WAS PIE!
And not just any pie my friends, oh no!
This was a special pie!
A Pie so special so magickal...
It could ride a scooter!
So you want to know more about this Awesome Pie do you not?
Good then you are in for a crusty and cream covered treat!

Pie was an oven baked delight filled with macadamia nuts and Japanese cherries (collected from the most sacred of orchards under Buddha’s left butt cheek), topped with fluffy CoolWip. His legs were made out of cherry stems and could contract back into his delicious pie body whenever he needed. He even had another awesome pie power... the magical ability to shoot out white cream filling that everybody loves.

On this particular day Pie was ridding his rainbow painted scooter down a long sidewalk within the city, dodging people by going between their legs. It’s a bright sunny day filled with the sounds of cars, birds dieing from pollution, and the cries of insects as they get stepped on.
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[hannah]

A random kid ran crazily down the street and wasn't looking at where he was going. He tripped on the scooter, flipped in the air, and landed on his face, making a loud smack on the pavement. The people kept walking past him, too busy to notice what he was doing. No body likes those random kids anyways.

He looked up and noticed the pie that had tripped him. It was still riding on its scooter and continued down the winding sidewalk. Pie didn't know what happened since he was going so fast.

The random kid picked himself up and started to chase pie. "I'm gonna get my revenge on that pie, or else my name isn't Crazy Revenge Seeking Random Kid!" He chased pie for a long time, dodging people and jumping over potholes.

At last, pie stopped in a park that had lots of random kids and annoying dogs. Crazy Revenge Seeking Random Kid snuck behind a tree to watch pie.

[karissarr]

Pie was freaking awesome, so therefore he starred at the tree, wondering what was behind it ;D

[hannah]

Pie slowly crept over to the tree to find that a small child was hiding behind it. Crazy Revenge Seeking Random Kid jumped out and pointed at the pie, drew a deep breath, and opened his mouth to shout insults and such at him. Suddenly, the ground shook and the earth beneath their feet split in half.

A giant purple squid rose from the ground and wiggled it's. . .wiggly things around it. It picked up the tree and slung it across the park. Crazy Revenge Seeking Random Kid screamed and fell to the ground to stare up at the colossal sea creature.

"I want YOU," the squid said in a monstrous voice as he pointed to the pie. "M-m-me?" pie asked in a quaking voice. "Oh but surly you wouldn't want to eat me, Mr. uh Squid ground-type thing. I'm greasy, I'm fatty. I've got mold! I'll just go straight to your thighs. . .erm. . .wiggly thingys." Pie got on his knees and held his hands above his head.

The giant squid picked up Crazy Revenge Seeking Random Kid with one of his wiggly thingys and tossed him around in the air. "Wheee!!! Fly human, fly!!! Vroooommm!! Vrrrrroooomm!!" He slid Crazy Revenge Seeking Random Kid along the ground on his face like a car. The random kid exploded and twizzlers erupted from his missing head.

[Igk]

Pie watched as the twizzlers exploded out of the random kids missing head. Although tempted by the red liquorish chewy yummy goodness of the candy treat that exploded out of Crazy Revenge Seeking Random kid’s head Pie refrained from eating any of them, not wanting to soil his all natural-artificial goodness of false purity. Just as he was about to mount his glorious rainbow scooter Pie saw a sight not for sore eyes. A cloud of the most horrifying things appeared in the sky (though between just you and me they really weren’t all that horrifying as you may imagine. I mean they were pretty out there but they weren’t as bad as possessed talking mole in Michael Jackson’s ear...) Anyways, as I was saying, A cloud of the most horrifying (though not THAT horrifying) things appeared in the sky above the giant squid thingy. With an ‘OOHHHAHHHH-AH!’ the cloud dove down at the beast in the formation of a kamikaze watermelon, revealing that they were the one, the only, the Evil Flying Monkeys From Space!! (Insert dramatic theme music here)
The EFMFS started to eat the poor squid thing like a bunch of hobo-savage-pizza lady stealing-shoe worshipers that had just discovered a mountain of free sushi. The squiggly squid type thing gave out a loud caw-like-scream then began to melt and transform into green-burrowing-icky-dirt-dwelling alpacas. Poor Pie had to witness all of this.
Suddenly a alpaca being gnawed on by a EFMFS ran at Pie, ready to topple him...

Off in the distance a random dog picks up a dismembered squiggly thing from the now dead squid and trots away on it’s three long legs into the abyss.